Chicken with 40 Cloves of Garlic

Garlic Chicken, Lemon Bars & My Battle with The Barefoot Contessa

Rue the day — my man has fallen for another woman! A Contessa. A barefoot one. It’s wretchedly disgusting to witness him drooling over that dame. (I’m reasonably certain her name is Ina.) Perched in her beautifully appointed kitchen, Ina smiles and speaks every so gently to him as she whisks a glistening champagne vinaigrette, or delicately spoons a tantalizing sauce of shallots, lemons, white wine and cream onto…